The first thing I know about sports is this: if Isiah Thomas is the Smokey Robinson of the NBA, then that makes the New York Knicks the NBA's Miracles. (They do play just off of 34th Street, right by Macy's.)
I've noticed in recent news conferences that Isiah likes to quote lines from my blog and I have often felt a little guilty for not blogging more frequently and for leaving him without at least a good line every now and then.
So, Isiah, the next time you're asked how having Shaq in the Eastern Conference changes things for the Knicks, just tell the reporters, "It's not the Heat I'm worried about. It's the humidity." They'll get a kick out of that one.
The second thing I know about sports is this: if I was on the most cursed team in all of baseball (and all of professional sports for that matter), the last team I'd want to be traded to is the second-most cursed team in all of baseball. At least his new fans will say Nomar with an "r". You have to take pleasure in little things like that when you are destined to be denied a world championship — until the end of the season when your contract runs out and you sign with the Yankees and start playing second base.
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Brian 1376 days ago
Funny. I had forgotten all about Nomar during the World Series. With the Cubs folding in the second half, this year must have been worse than normal for Nomar. Atleast he still has Mia Hamm. (doesn't he? I guess I don't really keep up on those things)
Roosevelt Williams 1024 days ago
I have a question: Please e-mail me back if you know the answer!. Rumors have it that Isiah Thomas wife is pregnant with another baby, true or false?. Hopefully you can help, Roosevelt Williams