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Satan in '04?

February 11, 2004 @ 5:04am

I saw this in the news this morning:

"Anybody but Bush," said Charles Edwards, 50, of Falls Church, Va., who decided to vote for Kerry as he entered the voting booth. "I'd vote for the devil."

Would our country really be better off with four years of Satan as president? I say four years, because I could see him winning as some kind of write-in/apathy candidate the same way that many votes for Perot were simply people sending a message of disgust to the Democrats and Republicans, but I don't see him campaigning after four years in office and winning either the Democratic or Republican nominations.

Who would be his vice president? What would his inauguration party be like?

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