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First Janet, Then Kobe?

April 18, 2004 @ 4:51am

If you were one of those people who defended Janet Jackson and believed that it was an "unplanned wardrobe malfunction", you were probably disappointed to see her repeatedly making fun of it all on Saturday Night Live last week.

"But she played Penny on Good Times and she always seemed so normal."

Whatever. You can stop now. Michael is the only one giving out party invitations to people who defend him.

But last night I saw Lorne Michaels sitting next to Jack Nicholson at the Lakers/Rockets game and it clicked: Lorne is trying to recruit Kobe for a similar SNL hosting gig. Wow.

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