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Cruise trades red-headed league for Holmes

June 17, 2005 @ 9:22am

(Okay, it was either that or something about The Hound of the Baskervilles.)

Tom Cruise popped the question to Katie Holmes early Friday morning atop the Eiffel Tower and she said yes. The Eiffel Tower? That's so cliché.

I personally didn't think the relationship was more than a publicity stunt, but now that they're engaged, I mean, that's so permanent. Can anyone still doubt that they are truly in love?

"I wish them the happiest marriage that anyone has ever had," said Dakota Fanning, a cute eleven-year-old actress who doesn't understand that it's all fake.

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