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Yankees in the World Series

October 20, 2005 @ 5:11am

Maybe Steinbrenner didn't get Randy Johnson to win this year. Maybe George has a long term plan and the 57-year-old left-hander is a key part of that plan.

Maybe he'll be satisfied to watch ex-Yankee pitchers Roger Clemens and Andy Pettitte take on ex-Yankee pitchers José Contreras and El Duqué, like when you hear that your ex-wife won the lottery. You know that you're still happy where you are now, but you wish her and your ex-best friend Sherman all the best. Really, it couldn't have happened to a nicer couple.

Maybe starting pitching is overrated.

Okay, I just checked out their rosters and besides one White Sox backup catcher the only ex-Yankees I recognize are all starting pitchers.

So maybe it isn't.

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