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Thanksgiving etiquette and leftovers

November 23, 2005 @ 9:21pm

You know how it's not cool to announce your engagement at someone else's wedding reception? Stealing thunder, taking away from the bride's special day, all of that. But I've heard that it happens.

That's how I feel about Nick and Jessica announcing their separation late last night. Now I'm trying to watch parades and football and eat with family and there's this giant cloud over the day. Not cool. How am I supposed to give thanks when all I can think about is whether they've already taped another one of those hot variety shows or not? That first one was genius. It was like the Hee Haw writers had sold their souls for a chance to create one last show starring Pamela Anderson and her bland boy band husband. Like I said, a giant cloud.

In other news, I'm looking forward to Slashfood's upcoming lovely leftovers day, but I'm a little concerned too. Their last day was all about pumpkins and I made the nearly-fatal mistake of trying every single recipe they posted. Days later I was totally addicted to pumpkin and couldn't go more than a few hours without feeding my new habit.

Fortunately the Nicoderm CQ people make a pumpkin patch, so I'm back on track and ready for Thanksgiving.

Oh, who am I kidding? I didn't even watch the parade when I lived right on Herald Square across the street from Macy's. I'll be online a bunch, but I will probably watch some football with Niki's family.

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