Alvey :

Friday the 13th meets The Fog

2216 days ago

TV Squad collects the quotes of the week, so why can't I?

"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."

"I'm soaking!"

"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."

"The comfort level is now under 50."

"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."

"We kind of already started...I gotta go."

"It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him."

"God reads Engadget. Satan just reads the RSS feed. He uses FeedDemon."

"If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death."

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francis 2215 days ago

I like th chuck norris quote about him having sex with the nuns and fathering the undefeated dolphins team

you didnt mention his roundhouse kicks?

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