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May 12, 2006 @ 12:54am

We were driving around on our vacation last week and I was singing along with some pop song when Niki told me she was glad I was so secure in my masculinity. Lovely.

I'm glad that she's glad, but I hope she's not the one who answers the doorbell this afternoon when Amazon and FedEx bring me the new Natasha Bedingfield, the latest Aly & AJ and the complete works of Kelly Clarkson.

Did I mention how miserable I am that I'll be out of town for Jason's wedding when Kelly Clarkson comes to town?

I will have to work that fact into the long drunken toast I plan on giving.

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