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Scaring children liberally

July 11, 2006 @ 6:25am

I heard this on a mailing list recently:

If a mother tells her child to finish supper or the boogeyman will get him, the child finishes supper. If she replaces the word "boogeyman" with "Ann Coulter" the child eats the plate too, just to be safe.

I'm pretty sure that's an old joke and that it was originally used with some other popular historical figure like Attilla the Hun or George Steinbrenner.

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