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So if you don't mind my sayin', I can see you're out of aces.

October 25, 2006 @ 9:11am

If I was pitching in the World Series and wanted to cheat I would use a pink or clear substance, not something that would be so visible on my hands.

I mean, if "clear" is good enough for Barry Bonds...come on.

And yes that is a line from The Gambler by the other Kenny Rogers, but I prefer the version on Urban Chipmunk where The Gambler hands Alvin a Twinkie instead of whiskey.

Newer: Play ball. Or don't. Whatever.

Older: I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for some content today