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Meeting celebrities

January 25, 2007 @ 11:13pm

Every week I add another person to my list of celebrities who I won't be able to have a conversation without lying about what I do for a living.

Mel Gibson: Great to finally meet you, Brian. So, what are you doing these days?

Me: I run a big blogging platform at AOL called Blogsmith.

Mel: Fascinating. Would I know any of the sites that run on it?

Me: I don't think so, sugar tits.

Mel: Is that supposed to be funny? Are you a Jew?!?

Then there's Michael Richards. That meeting wouldn't go very well Well, you know what I mean.

Which brings me to Rachael Ray. I've already met her and her half-sister and you know what I think about her magazine. But after TMZ's account of her year-old red wine-fueled anti-Oprah, anti-Brad, anti-Angelina rant yesterday, how can Rachael and I ever be close again?

And my list just keeps on growing.

Thank you, TMZ.

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