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Another recall, this time it's toothpaste

June 15, 2007 @ 6:57am

After that train recall yesterday, Carrie left a link to the US Consumer Product Safety Commission's mailing list sign-up page so you can find out about recalls before the AP covers them. Then Colgate-Palmolive issued warnings that counterfeit Colgate toothpaste was showing up on shelves in New York, New Jersey and a few lesser-known states that probably don't have Internet anyway, so I won't bother typing their names out. Not only do these fake tubes not contain fluoride, they also contain a toxic chemical that's found in antifreeze. That's cold!

Being a concerned parent, that got me thinking: does Colgate University have a dental program?

Well, it turns out that they don't. Inconceivable!

Then I wondered: does Oral Roberts University offer a sex ed degree? And, of course, they don't.

Maybe I have too much free time now that I'm not at AOL anymore? I need to schedule some meetings or go speak at a conference or something.

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