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The fabulous Suck 'n' Sort

July 22, 2007 @ 8:15am

I just had a great idea for an invention. I'm going to combine a vacuum cleaner with one of those coin sorting machines. This way you can vacuum up coins and they'll automatically be sensed and sorted into coin bags that you can take to the bank and deposit. Never again will you have to stop vacuuming when you see a coin and bend down to pick it up. Just vacuum away, knowing that it will all get put into the right place.

Now I just need a big vacuum manufacturer to partner up with me for this. We can license Sheryl Crow's A Change Would Do You Good for our television commercials.

This is going to rock!

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