Great MTV VMA live blogging on TV Squad

September 13, 2007 @ 7:48am

I'm not sure I've ever read anything by Jay Black on TV Squad where I committed it to memory as "wow, that was by Jay Black" until he live blogged the 2007 MTV Awards. I already gave my opinion on the night. Here are some of my favorite lines from his:

• 9:05 PM: Yep, that was it. I'm going to call myself in 1999 and tell him not to bother telling everyone how hot Britney Spears is.
• 9:33 PM: Okay, the Foo Fighters are ridiculously awesome. The first time the show has had a pulse. Now, if they only keep playing for another two and a half hours.
• 9:58 PM: Please let Britney rush the stage and beg Justin to take her back. That would make everything in my life complete.
• 10:37 PM: Wow, Alisha Keys just gave me goosebumps by doing a George Michael cover. Seriously, I'm not being ironic. Am I officially off the deep end or was that as good as I thought it was?
• 10:45 PM: Was there a fight? What's Jamie Foxx referring to? If I was Kid Rock, I'd be scared to fight Tommy Lee. That's some toxic blood right there, boy.
• 11:04 PM: Okay, Taco Bell, you can't invent your own meal. We're already the fattest country on earth, we don't need "Fourthmeal." Why not just say what you mean in the commercial: "Taco Bell, it's 1 AM and you're high. You know what to do."

Great work Jay. It's like you were reading my mind, only way funnier.

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