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October 15, 2007 @ 12:31pm

Niki and I were in the kitchen one morning and she told me she had a dream the night before where she was married to someone famous. Knowing she didn't mean me, I had three guesses to figure out who it was.

My first guess was Derek Jeter. Nope.

My second guess was that hot guy Danny from the CSI show about missing people (Without a Trace). Nope. It wasn't Enrique Murciano.

My third guess was Alton Brown and I was right. She had no idea how I did that. My correct guess might have had something to do with us both being in the kitchen -- or maybe I just know my wife really well.

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